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Short week [Jul. 6th, 2006|10:18 am]
tablehick
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]

All i can say today is THANK GOD it's Thursday, if it was only Tuesday, I wouldn't make it through the week, and that's for sure.
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FIREWORKS, just a might early [Jul. 5th, 2006|10:28 am]
tablehick
Anybody who knows me, knows I'm very active with Colerain Township's Citizen Police Academy. Last night, July 4, I was working fireworks security on the rope line at the edge of the viewing area. The show was supposed to last about 30 minuets. However, after only about 15, the radio started getting really active saying show over, show over all crews to final positions. When it was over, i found out that the wind had shifted, and shells were bursting low, so the embers were still hot when they hit the ground. This inadvertently lit off the grand finally way to early. The ground had no idea, and didn't really seem to care. All they knew was it was big, bright and loud.
Other wise, the day was fun and rather quiet on the police work end of things. They only odd part was when a woman who was beyond blasted, decided it was time to flash the 'crowd.' The crowd consisted of about three people who were in line to use the bathroom. Not that I complained, but it could have been better. She was especally pissed off when she was arrested for indecent exposure, and public intoxication.
I think it's beautiful that Americans celebrate their Independence Day by having picnics and blowing shit up. It's any piro's favorite holiday, which is why I like it so much. So as long as you don't get to drunk, keep your clothes on, and blow some shit up, it's a great holiday.
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Funny one [Jun. 30th, 2006|08:17 am]
tablehick
[mood |working]

Ok, so a UPS truck and a FedEx truck get into a wreck.... This sounds like a joke, but know, it isn't. When i got to work last night, they said one of the vans i unload would be late, because he was in a wreck. When he got back, he probably need a new hood, but was otherwise ok. He said he got into a wreck with a UPS van, and I found it fucking hilarious. Those damn UPS people will do anything to stay on top!
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Not much today [Jun. 29th, 2006|09:37 am]
tablehick
[mood |awake]

I try to post something to this once a day, when I can. I couldn't think of much this morning, even though it is slow at work, and I haven't had to do anything yet, but here's a thought...
Why is it every time you try to let someone over in traffic, they don't see you letting them over? But when you don't want to let them over, they just cut in front of you? To quote Jeff Foxworthy; "If you let some one cut in front of you in traffic, and they don't give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up under them, get them loose, and put them into the wall."
Just remember that when a pick up squezes into the slot the size of a Geo, and all will be right in the world.
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Finally a positive one [Jun. 28th, 2006|09:25 am]
tablehick
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

Last night, i got free tickets to a reds game. There would be no way i could have afforded these tickets other wise, since they were on the 1st base line, and cost $45 a piece. The only bad part, besides the Reds loosing 9-8 in the very last second of the game, was that the price of the food went up. If you plan on getting food while your down at the ball park, take out a loan. A beer and sandwich will cost you about $14.75.
But anyway, when the game was tied in the bottom of the 8th, at 7-7, I heard a grandmother tell her 3 yearold grandson, he had to do something to give the Reds good luck. Anybody who knows me, knows i shave my head, which i had done that afternoon. I had my hat off since it was nice and cool out, and the sun had gone down. Being three, and completely innocent, he reached out and started rubbing my head. The grandmother appologized profusely, and I told her it was all right.
My point is, we should all be so lucky to not be afraid to reach out and touch someone. Not in the perverted sense, but reach out and meet someone new. Today, June 28, is National Handshake Day. Meet someone new, and shake their hand.
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if your gonna doit, make it worth it [Jun. 27th, 2006|12:18 pm]
tablehick
[mood |pissed offpissed off]

Last thursday, when i got up to my car, i realized some ass hole had busted out my back left passenger window. The wierdest part was nothing was missing. They just did it to get off and have a good time. So after about a two hour clean up, and $120 later, it was fixed.
My only point, other than being pissed, is that it looked like it wasn't (the rock) wasn't just thrown through the window. THe size and weight said they had to hit it several times, to break out the whole thing. If your that bored, or you are going to doit, make it worth it and steal something. I'd still be pissed, but could see why. Why on God's green earth would you just break a window out for fun. They had a phone, CDs, and a radio they could have taken. But it was all still there.
Ok, done with my rant. I am greatful that no one was in the car at the time. It is much easier to fix a window, than a hole in the head, glass in eye or anything of that nature. I would prefur it not happen at all, but no one got hurt either way, so i guess its ok, since its all taken care of now...... Any one want to pay for the window? make checks payable to Shaun Beyer. LOL!
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ah the lovely perverted world [Jun. 21st, 2006|08:15 am]
tablehick
[mood |amusedamused]

I was listening to one of my favorite morning shows on the radio the other day, (Bob and Tom) and the were talking about a guy from England who asked his girl friend or wife to do a 3-way. She actually signed a written contract saying if he put up a web site, and got 5,000,000 hits, she'd do it. Well, Bob and Tom caught wind of this, and posted a link on thier web site to his. His address was stupid simple, but made the point, (pleasemakethiswork.com) He got the 5,000,000 hits in just 4 days.
If the average bloke from england can do this, it really scares me to who else could do this. Some frekin moron could get two chicks pregnant at the same time. But, if this happened, we could have two darwin award nominees in no time.
So next time you are having doubts about how bad the world is, remember this guy, and you can go to sleep that night knowing that everybody who cant have a 3-way of thier own, unless they go to goldstar or skyline, wants somebody to. AH HOW PERVERTED THE WORLD IS!!!
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ah the lovely perverted world [Jun. 21st, 2006|08:15 am]
tablehick
it yall cant guess who this is, its shaun, your friendly table hick. my page
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SEE THIS [Jun. 20th, 2006|11:03 am]
tablehick
[mood |creative]

I told this one to maramijade, and she told me i had to post it.

I was working in the 24hr lab, on campus monday of exam week. It was going pretty easy, untill someone walked in with a drink on their backpack. I thought nothing of it, since she wasn't holding or drinking it. After about five minuets, i heard the pop open. I walked over to her,and asked her to put it away, throw it away, or take it outside, as polietly as i could. She refused several times, and started shoving the bottel in my face pointing, saying i could not tell her what to do. When the bottle was in my face, or nose i should say, i smelled the unmistakable scent of Vodka. Just to throw her off, i asked, 'how old are you?' When i did, she responded she was 19. So i gave her, her choices again, she could put it away, throw it away, or take it outside, or i could call campus Police, and get her arrestted for underage drinking, and public intoxication. Not that i would, but she put it away pretty quick.

Ah what quick thinking can do!
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Why Me? [Jun. 20th, 2006|10:49 am]
tablehick
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

I have worked at FedEx Ground for about 8 months now, and have started to train the new hires. It isn't that hard, but there is some training required if you load or unload. I'm an unloader, and it really isn't that hard. All you have to do is unload the packages, have the barcode facing the person that is scaning them into the system, and use rollers to help you get the trailer, or truck unloader faster. Sounds simple enough right.... Well it isn't for my newest moron trainee.
He some how got the idea, that he doesn't have to use rollers, and puts the barcode anywhich way he wants. This slows down the scanner, which is me, and then yells, 'get the lead out,' like its your fault you're moving so slow. I try to calmly explain it, but he didn't pick up on it. The service manager for the unload end saw this, and moved him to a different line, where the boxes didn't have to be scanned. He put them on way to fast and wide on the belt, which quickly jamed them up.
How can one person screw such a simple job up so much after a week of training before they enter the wearhouse, which is more than enough time to get the basics down. Hopefully he either learns to do the job correctly, or gets moved to the load end, and i don't have to put up with him anymore.
Sorry the first entry is a rant, but i just had to say it to someone
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